toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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kytastro:

welele:

I’M fUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE

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lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

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I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education.

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"We’re the Millers" bloopers.

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dulect:

wow i really need to get my life in order

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rawwhr:

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

me

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