do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people
who else is on tumblr because they’re waiting for their energy to refill in the kim k game
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.