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this is my future

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this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

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do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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i like to tell people when i need to go pee

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people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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who else is on tumblr because they’re waiting for their energy to refill in the kim k game

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Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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